The full Monty.

I am actually looking for a home inspector, similar to the surveyor but one that can inspect for minor details inside and out, for example for damp, whether the water is alright or poisonous, the real reasons why our toilet continues to block, which is very much more than likely because of a structural fault or damage. If anybody could lead me to that person, or is that person, I would really look forward to hearing from you please. There is just one request, the person must never have worked for Milton Keynes Council.